So we are at the new school, St. Cecilia’s, signing up the boys. The clerk asks me what I do for a living ("Qué es sue profesión?") I tell her I am a housewife because I can’t say sand sculpturess in Spanish. She types in "HOG" which is short for hogar which means home, hearth. Hal and I chuckle and I explain that "HOG" en los Estados Unidos es lo mismo de cerdo = means pig. She looks mortified and then chuckles. And then very helpfully erases the "G". So now my . . . → Read More About My Brilliant Career in Español