Information
Give me long distance
Long distance
Give me heaven…

But I digress. The point of this post is to share my new discovery:
there IS information here in Costa Rica: dial 113! Today I got Pizza
Hut’s number and ordered pizza. Man, this is living. And why did I
think there was no information number? Because the last time I asked a
group of Expats In The Know, they pointed and laughed hysterically,
shaking their heads "No!" Laughs on them. They gotta drive to pizza hut
and get the number. "HA."

(Two, three)
Operator, Information
Give me Jesus on the line
Operator, Information
I’d like to speak to a friend of mine
Oh prayer is the number
Faith is the exchange
Heaven is the street
And Jesus is his name
Operator, Information
Please give me Jesus on the line

Operator, Information
Won’t you tell me why
Tell me why
Operator, Information
Don’t try to tell me
What number to call
My mother used this number
When I was very small
And everytime she dialed it
She always got ‘t call the
Operator, Information
Please give me Jesus on the line

Operator, Information
Please hurry if you can
Oh Operator, Information
Please connect me
With the man
Don’t worry ’bout the money
You know I will pay the charge
Just give me on the line
I’m callin’ from my heart
Operator, Information
Please give me Jesus on the line
Please give me Jesus on the line

Won’t you please –
Give me Jesus – Give me Jesus on the line! Yeah!"

Manhattan Transfer (then there’s the Jim Croce song, same name… different theme)…