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The New Me

The Old Me is going to be inhabiting my body for a few more weeks because, sadly, My New Spiritual Training Ground had to cancel its weekend seminar for lack of interest. Too bad, because I’m anxious to dive in. Are there really so few seekers in Costa Rica? Here’s what I seek and what they . . . → Read More About The New Me

Compulletely And Horrifyingly Gross

Nothing makes me sick. Nothing grosses me out. I’m a mother. Not only that, I’m a doctor-wannabe. I watch surgery shows. Watching liposuction gets me a little jumpy, but otherwise I’m immune to gross stuff.

Or so I thought. Don’t worry: no photos. If you saw what I saw today, you would close this window and likely never visit . . . → Read More About Compulletely And Horrifyingly Gross

Truckers

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Seeking A Paradigm Shift

Sat Yoga Institute is my newly-discovered Spiritual Growth place. Today they sent an email reminder for the upcoming seminar. If you are at all interested in having your own paradigm shift (and who wouldn’t be?), come on down and join me and Candy Nov 3rd and 4th:

Om Shanti. We would like to remind our satsang members of our upcoming initiatory seminar, entitled: Seminar One: The Secrets of the Inner Labyrinth.

The weekend seminar will be held Saturday, Nov. 3rd from 1-5pm and Sunday, Nov. 4th from 10am-5pm. Tuition for enrolled students is $125, and . . . → Read More About Seeking A Paradigm Shift

My Cup Runneth Over

Mostly with things to do, but I’ve been gifted with a few lovelies from the universe as well.

1. The first to do today was to search online for the article starring me in the L.A. Times. I seem to have a knack for drawing attention to myself. For free, but hoping it leads to a paying gig. To read the whole article, you have to close the seductive Halle Berry movie ad about a million times. Small price to pay, n’est-ce pas? Actually, I do not star but rather close. And they mention the . . . → Read More About My Cup Runneth Over

A Broad’s Keywords

I signed up for a 30-day free trial for an online service to discover how people find me, what keyword searches lead to my site. The service is called "Hit Tail" and I guess it works. We will definitely use it for Hal’s new debt relief business. Which will be announced soon, along with all the details of my books. I know: the suspense is killing you!

You have also probably been wondering what keywords lead to my site, probably keeping you up at night, eh? Well, wonder no more, here they are!

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A Brief Political Moment:

Call me a Paranoid Libertarian Extremist – I’ve been called worse – but I’m afraid if the guy gets any more popular, he will be killed. Not like shot… like poisoned. Heart-attacked. (Yeah, more paranoid than you thought, right?) But, heck, it’s been known to happen. I think I’ll send him a tin-foil hat. Works for me!

If, ahem, you want to know more about Mr. Paul, enjoy his salient moments from the last debate. Just because I don’t live there anymore, doesn’t mean I don’t care about or, despite all previous experience, have . . . → Read More About A Brief Political Moment:

The Magic Button

About halfway through lunch the other day with Ryan Piercy and two retired guy expats, I was thinking, "Well, these guys are nice and all. But I really have nothing in common with them. I was hoping to meet more women and talk about where we could buy nice sheets for cheap."

Then the topic turned to TV and movie channels. I LOVE movies: here was a topic I know something about. We talked about current movies and video rentals.

Then I mentioned about how I was waiting for . . . → Read More About The Magic Button

Speaking Of The #$&*(@#*)& Rain

I truly never thought this would happen. But it has: I am SICK of this rain. Up till now, I’ve loved it. Very dramatic, soothing, love the sound. Plus, up till now, it’s been sunny in the morning, raining in the afternoon, clear at night. I mean, I knew the worst was yet to come, that October and November are the rainiest months by far. What I didn’t know was that not only does it rain more – and I didn’t think there could be a "more" when it comes to this rain – the past few days, it . . . → Read More About Speaking Of The #$&*(@#*)& Rain

What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger

As we lounge around on our respective sick beds, we cling to the hope there is truth to this statement. Our angel Leah and all the experienced expats say we have new allergies from all the new bugs in this tropical clime. In Key West, new residents get what appears to be the same thing. But there we call it "the crud." It earned the name.

Hal and I both remember getting the crud when we first moved to Key West, the only sub-tropical point in the United States. It’s the pits. You feel completely whipped, coughing… . . . → Read More About What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger