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I signed up for a 30-day free trial for an online service to discover how people find me, what keyword searches lead to my site. The service is called "Hit Tail" and I guess it works. We will definitely use it for Hal's new debt relief business. Which will be announced soon, along with all the details of my books. I know: the suspense is killing you!
You have also probably been wondering what keywords lead to my site, probably keeping you up at night, eh? Well, wonder no more, here they are!
I'm wondering how "homemade painkiller for horses" led to my site....?
Notice that 38% of the keyword searches are people (you would assume guys, unless you are from Key West and know the score) searching for their very own Tica Linda. Maybe for just a night, maybe for life. If for life, you'd better know this.
The sight of an old guy with his young tica wife and their new brood of young 'uns is common. The first few times you stare. You wonder about the ex, if there is one. Hoping, if there is one, she is glad to be rid of the oaf. Then, inevitably, I wonder if Hal has fantasies. Or if he prefers an aging, diminutive, chubby, freckled, sagging, delightfully cheerful broad to the young GORGEOUS tica girls who would woo him in a heartbeat for a new life.
Nah. What a ridiculous notion! Seriously.
I think I'll go put on some lipstick. No reason. Just feel like it.
NO WAY LADY - I mean, go ahead and put on the lipstick but ain't no way someone could compete with Ms. Vivacous!
Have a good day, enjoy the morning sun.
Jen
Posted by: jenpocoloco | 15 October 2007 at 10:31 AM
You are the smartest person I know.
Posted by: Saratica | 15 October 2007 at 10:33 AM
Why you little devil!. Massage parlor, prostituion, etc. - that's what REAL people want. Not this namby pamby story of "life is good" in CR. And, looks like they found it in YOU!. Couldn't pass up the opportunity. Keep up the good work. BTW, is Hal's contemplated book about debt along the lines of that great skit that "if you don't have the scratch, lose the itch"? Hope things are drying up there. Pura Vida.
Posted by: Sam (& Janet) - remember? | 15 October 2007 at 10:56 AM
You found out. If you read the blog backwards, it's all about sex.
At one time, I thought about writing a book titled "How to Sell Your House in Any Market" and it would be one page long... actually one sentence long: "Price it right for this market." But that would require hopping out of denial and actually looking at THIS market. Sigh. Do you think it would sell?
Of course I remember Sam & Janet. I created you!!!
Posted by: Saratica | 15 October 2007 at 11:06 AM
Sally,
YOU invented Sam & Janet ! ? ! ? . . . I thought Richard and Dick did that.
That's not one of the songs from "South Pacific"?
You know...
Sam & Janet Evening/
You will meet a stranger/ . . . etc. ?
[Sorry, couldn't help myself. Must be all that lipstick blinding my sensibilities.]
Cheers!
Paul M.
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Posted by: Paul M. | 17 October 2007 at 03:40 AM
OHMYGOD, you know their last name?
Posted by: Saratica | 17 October 2007 at 07:48 AM