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Priorities

This was front page news in yesterday’s A.M. Costa Rica:

Municipality demands disabled access to brothelsBy Elise Sonray of the A.M. Costa Rica staff

Customers in wheelchairs will soon be able to enjoy prostitutes in a comfortable atmosphere just like any other paying visitor, thanks to the municipality.

The municipality of San José raided and shut down 25 massage parlors last month, not because the businesses were pimping prostitutes but because they didn’t have wheelchair ramps, said a city official Monday.

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A Broad’s Keywords

I signed up for a 30-day free trial for an online service to discover how people find me, what keyword searches lead to my site. The service is called "Hit Tail" and I guess it works. We will definitely use it for Hal’s new debt relief business. Which will be announced soon, along with all the details of my books. I know: the suspense is killing you!

You have also probably been wondering what keywords lead to my site, probably keeping you up at night, eh? Well, wonder no more, here they are!

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Life Is A Cabaret, Old Chum

"I once had a girlfriend known as Elsie. With whom I shared four sordid rooms in Chelsea. She wasn’t what you’d call a blushing flower. As a matter of fact, she rented by the hour." Sung by Liza as Sallie Bowles in Cabaret

When I met Xavier, he was the junk mail king of Key West. Of course, I fell in love with him! Since then, our policy is to happily take and read every piece of paper handed out by anyone anywhere. Keeping printers busy worldwide (sorry to . . . → Read More About Life Is A Cabaret, Old Chum

Birthday Wish List

Next Thursday is my birthday. I’m a Libra. Libras are the beautiful and just people in the world, for those of you who do not know me. Please, don’t send presents. (If you must, please don’t spend over $50.) Or money. It will just get lost in the international two-step. Take yourself to dinner and then tell me all about it, that would make me happy! Here’s what I really want:

1. An end to the war in Iraq. Yes, just walk away. We inflict less damage by staying?

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Why Be Shy?

In a country where prostitution is legal and you can get 4 hours alone with a working girl for only $200, you might need a little assistance. You can get it here at any farmacia: this, Viagra, whatever. Anywhere. Prescription-free, and cheap, I’m sure.

Please remember, if you have an erection lasting for longer than four hours, seek immediate medical assistance. If your wife hasn’t already killed you.

Sonny and The Working Girls

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