I thought of something else I need in 2008. I need to talk to Mel Gibson. If you know him, could you please get me an audience?
Why? Well, he’s cute for one thing, although probably too old for me now. OK: DON’T tell him I said that.
Plus, he bought a huge chunk of land in Costa Rica, near Samara where Hal and Mo went for the airshow. Practically the next day, he had an audience with El Presidente during which, I have come to understand, he . . . → Read More About “Mel Gibson, Please.”